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This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Knees

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Knees

Regular price $34.95 USD
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Built for chaos. Low on cartilage.

If you’ve been around long enough to remember what good knees used to feel like, this one’s for you. Built to handle training, rucking, or just explaining to your chiropractor why you're shaped like a question mark. Lightweight, breathable, and ready for whatever trouble you're getting into today.

100% premium polyester

Moisture-wicking & odor-resistant

Fade & snag resistant

Relaxed athletic fit

Reinforced shoulder seams

Made in the USA 🇺🇸

Heads-up: Some prints may arrive with minor press marks. Wash once.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ½ 36-39 18 ½
M 28 ½ 39-42 19 ¼
L 29 ½ 42-45 20
XL 30 ½ 46-49 20 ¾
2XL 31 ½ 50-53 21 ½
3XL 32 ½ 54-57 22 ¼
4XL 33 ½ 58-61 23
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