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This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Knees
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Knees
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Built for chaos. Low on cartilage.
If you’ve been around long enough to remember what good knees used to feel like, this one’s for you. Built to handle training, rucking, or just explaining to your chiropractor why you're shaped like a question mark. Lightweight, breathable, and ready for whatever trouble you're getting into today.
100% premium polyester
Moisture-wicking & odor-resistant
Fade & snag resistant
Relaxed athletic fit
Reinforced shoulder seams
Made in the USA 🇺🇸
Heads-up: Some prints may arrive with minor press marks. Wash once.
If you’ve been around long enough to remember what good knees used to feel like, this one’s for you. Built to handle training, rucking, or just explaining to your chiropractor why you're shaped like a question mark. Lightweight, breathable, and ready for whatever trouble you're getting into today.
100% premium polyester
Moisture-wicking & odor-resistant
Fade & snag resistant
Relaxed athletic fit
Reinforced shoulder seams
Made in the USA 🇺🇸
Heads-up: Some prints may arrive with minor press marks. Wash once.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 36-39 | 18 ½ |
M | 28 ½ | 39-42 | 19 ¼ |
L | 29 ½ | 42-45 | 20 |
XL | 30 ½ | 46-49 | 20 ¾ |
2XL | 31 ½ | 50-53 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 32 ½ | 54-57 | 22 ¼ |
4XL | 33 ½ | 58-61 | 23 |
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