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This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Knees Unisex Hoodie

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Knees Unisex Hoodie

Regular price $58.50 USD
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Some days the grind feels great. Other days your knees file a complaint. This hoodie is for everyone who has sprinted, rucked, squatted, or jumped their way into a long-term “working relationship” with their joints. It’s a simple reminder that effort leaves a mark, and most of us stopped having pristine knees a long time ago.

Soft, warm, and steady enough for early gym sessions, late-night cooldowns, or the walk from your car when it’s colder than expected. No drama. No pep talks. Just comfortable gear for people who show up and laugh about it later.

Fabric & Fit Notes:

100% cotton face

65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester

Front pouch pocket

Matching flat drawstrings

Runs slightly small — size up for a relaxed fit

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32
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