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This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Knees Unisex Hoodie
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Knees Unisex Hoodie
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Some days the grind feels great. Other days your knees file a complaint. This hoodie is for everyone who has sprinted, rucked, squatted, or jumped their way into a long-term “working relationship” with their joints. It’s a simple reminder that effort leaves a mark, and most of us stopped having pristine knees a long time ago.
Soft, warm, and steady enough for early gym sessions, late-night cooldowns, or the walk from your car when it’s colder than expected. No drama. No pep talks. Just comfortable gear for people who show up and laugh about it later.
Fabric & Fit Notes:
100% cotton face
65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester
Front pouch pocket
Matching flat drawstrings
Runs slightly small — size up for a relaxed fit
Soft, warm, and steady enough for early gym sessions, late-night cooldowns, or the walk from your car when it’s colder than expected. No drama. No pep talks. Just comfortable gear for people who show up and laugh about it later.
Fabric & Fit Notes:
100% cotton face
65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester
Front pouch pocket
Matching flat drawstrings
Runs slightly small — size up for a relaxed fit
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
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